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Wednesday, 23 July 2014
Vera Sidika decides to EXPAND her boobs- Obtains a balloon-like shape!
From openly dissing Kenyan men to bleaching her skin, Vera has now bounced back to the limelight for an obviously ridiculous reason- that she had her boobs inflated. Surprised? Well, you shouldn’t because this ‘socialite thing’ is really chasing morals from our girls at a worrying rate. Apparently, another girl recently decided to strip naked to be identified and be branded “ANOTHER HOT SOCIALITE”. Vera’s latest look (because we are already done with “new”) has triggered lots of reactions on social media. If Methuselah came back to life and had a glimpse on her, he could conceive the following probability thoughts:
i. Its someone struggling with two co-joined, heavy balloons or calabashes or
ii. Its someone with a dislocated but divided belly or
iii. Someone just had an accident and is probably nursing a swollen thorax